I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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