Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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