Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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