No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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