I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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