I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
This is my gift to your gina
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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