I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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