dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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