i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I did not marry a roomba.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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