Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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