i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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