If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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