i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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