i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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