i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
it glows. i had to have it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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