We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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