are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This is my gift to your gina
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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