ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
