So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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