i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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