Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
