So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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