You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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