so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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