Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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