Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
we're making bets on your personal life
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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