So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
