at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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