Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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