Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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