Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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