I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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