i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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