As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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