i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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