There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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