How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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