You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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