i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think a kid would responsible me up
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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