My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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