susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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