You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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