Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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