i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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