I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You can't just leave with hair like that
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
