Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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