WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I have post one night stand depression
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