well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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