Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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