I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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