U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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