weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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