i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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