Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
