I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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